Holy guacamole! We found your next beach blanket.

Your sizzling honeymoon goals have come true with this hot-off-the-presses five-foot $35 creative towel/blanket/Mexican cuddler from The Tortilla Towel. Just remember, the secret to a long-lasting romance is laughter and lightheartedness. So wrap them up in your love.

And where to spread out your burrito towel, you might ask? We have a variety of equality-minded honeymoon and romance destinations in our preferred vendor and venue marketplace. Plus, escape vicariously to the Riviera Maya with our editorial director Kirsten Palladino.

H/T: Mashable